Our Weird Neighbor Is Obsessed With Our Baby Boy

St. Simon's Island is beautiful. Anyone would love it. Friendly people, amazing restaurants. I mean shit, it's a beach town and, unlike the dumpy ones in Florida, the people here rock year round. Alan knew I'd love it. But still... I don't know. Maybe we moved too...

I Saw Someone Dumping Bodies Off In Our Neighborhood

This was my last week living at Lake Blackshear, Georgia. My wife Holly had recently had our son, so rather than living out in the boondocks, I went ahead and bought us a cozy home on St. Simon's Island. We were moving Thursday, and she couldn't wait. For me though......

My Son Is Terrified Of The Day Stalker

Newton, Georgia is a small town near the Alabama border. Less than an hour away from Stanwyck, my husband Robert's hometown. Newton's your typical one Wal-Mart, one high school town. People are friendly. And every November, the weather starts getting a little cooler....